Little house of horrors

This is going to be a long one - but I couldn't resist. NO WONDER I've always been drawn to a bit of fantasy! I went to visit with my parents last night, enjoying a meal and some tv with them, and then I went to the bathroom . . . now it may not help that recently I've read a good vampire book (and seriously, I don't read these usually), but with my mind slight attuned to such things, it wasn't a stretch to see in the common every day objects that clutter the parental abode, some actual horrors - and I didn't even have to move them in any way. See what I mean. . .
My nephew had moved the arms off the toilet roll doll and put them in the pot pourri some time ago, where they still reside. . .
and SHE still holds a toilet roll - WITH HER ONE EYE AND NO ARMS!
Behind the door is this macabre article. . .
In the kitchen is this hanger I made for utensils, covered with the mesh of a sieve. . .
behind the bedside table a crocodile paw hangs out. . . I mean!
Ashley made these fimo 'grass monsters' years ago, and they still live on the dining room window sill . . .
But this little glarey one was apart from its fellows creeping around an old house. . .
and as for the hatless woman and the terrified doll behind her. . .
and this Hound of the broken cup holder. . .
or the missionary in the pot in the bookcase on my father's side of the bedroom
words fail me to explain these family 'heirlooms' in the china cabinet. . .
and why my mother still uses the old pottery head that I made as a teenager for a pencil holder
Look up, and something bizarre and not a little creepy hangs overhead . . .
Like I said. . . creepy. . .
And what a row of four Scotsman are doing scuffling out from behind some wooden artifacts . . .
. . . a waxwork in the bathroom . . .
and last but not least, a GREEN 'LIGHT UP IN THE DARK' SPIDER crawling up my grandfather's photo in the bedroom.